I received this letter and just had to share it with you all. I'm not sure but I may have a few of these things laying around lose to use to pay my taxes.
Frank
Dear IRS,
Enclosed is my 2009 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029),bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
About Me
- Frank Woodman Jr
- I currently do accounting and small business consulting both online and off. (Feel free to post any questions on accounting in general and QuickBooks in particular and I'll get you an answer.) I also do some web marketing and eBay sales relating to running an online business. I started out with two years of College (go Shockers) and a dream to have my own company. At that time I chose construction for a vocation. After about 25 years of successfully doing that I changed over to accounting and business consulting as a profession.
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